As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the
children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and
the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in
tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said
pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her
foot,
“MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”
OCD JOKE
I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After
examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, “your husband
has a very sensitive heart. I am afraid he’s not going to make it,
unless you treat him like a king, which means you are at his every beck
and call, 24 hours a day and that he doesn’t have to do anything
himself. On the way home the husband asked with a note of concern “what
did he say?” “Well”, the lady responded, “
he said it looks like you probably won’t make it.”
A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office .
“Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The
bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you in a
few minutes.”
A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom with an empty container and a relieved look on her face.
“Thanks! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all!”
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